Top 10 Love Lessons Learned Taglish Love Quotes
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Love Lessons Learned:
#1. Believe in science, not in signs.
#2. Beware of handsome who's slow when move. Probably he has a girlfriend English speaking mestiza.
#3. When your crush goes to you when class, its not love, he want to copy. He doesn't want you to answer him, he just wants answers for the exam.
#4. Do not believe in online quizzes. You do not look like celeb, you're not Harry Potter, and you're probably not crush by your crush.
#5. When you know that your crush have a girlfriend, get it right in the rice. Food will fulfill your lack of love.
#6. If you're watcher of handsome, you're called, "the true love that I did not realize was there all along." When you're watcher of too handsome, your call as "stalker."
#7. Yesterday's intruder can be tomorrow's girlfriend/boyfriend.
#8. It's ok if you're corny, if your dimples are deep.
#9. When your spaghetti shapes into heart, that's it! What else do you want, spell the noodles with the full name of the guy? Do not too abusive.
#10. When your crush use the "no entry" signed, it's okay. Maybe the one true love will place the "do not leave your valuables unattended" sign in your heart.
Filipino
Love Lessons Learned:
#1. Maniwala sa science, hindi sa signs.
#2. Mag-ingat sa guwapong slow-mo kung gumalaw. Malamang paasa yan na may girlfriend na inggliserang mestiza.
#3. Kapag tumabi sa yo ang crush mo sa class, hindi love yun, kokopya yun. Hindi niya gustong sagutin mo siya, gusto lang niya ng sagot sa exam.
#4. Wag magpapaniwala sa mga online quizzes na yan. Hindi mo lookalike yung celeb, hindi ka si Harry Potter, at malamang walang crush sa yo ang crush mo.
#5. Kapag nalaman mong may girlfriend na ang crush mo, daanin mo nalang sa kain. Pupunuin ni food and pagkukulang ni love.
#6. Kapag abangers ka na pogi, ang tawag sa yo, “the true love that I didn’t realize was there all along.” Kapag abangers ka na di masyadong pogi, ang tawag sa yo, “stalker.”
#7. Yesterday’s epal can be tomorrow’s jowa.
#8. Okay lang na corny ka, basta malalim ang dimples mo.
#9. Kapag naghugis puso na yung spaghetti mo, yun na yun! Ano pa gusto mo, i-spell ng noodles yung full name nung guy? Wag abusado.
#10. Kapag naglagay na ng “no entry” sign si crush, okay lang yun. Baka si one true love naman ang maglalagay ng “do not leave your valuables unattended” sign sa puso mo.
